Dear Mr. Cold

I don't appreciate how you have come into my life, pestered me on my anniversary, invited yourself to stay a whole week, made me cough so much my back hurts, made my nose run so much that it is chapped, been immune to decongestants, interrupted my sleep, and clogged my airways.

So come on....isn't it about time you find yourself a new victim???

Sincerely,

Shyla